I Do Believe In Fairies

rabioheab:

what do you MEAN it’s inappropriate for gold digger by kanye west to be my wedding song

sasstiel-sassbutt:

arasellle:

justheroverthere:

I’m the person who knows their Hogwarts house but not their blood type

I know mine. it’s

pureblood

this post just got 209348451 times better okay

queenofslash:

so we were talking about sexism in maths and i sit on a table with all boys, and i said “you know women could all agree to stop having sex with men and essentially stop the human race” and this one boy goes “well boys could all agree to stop having sex with women and-” but this other boy cut him off like “yeah dude that ain’t gonna happen” and i died 

darbesaurus:

tinychatter:

imagine reading a book of all the lies you’ve told

imagine reading a book of all the lies you’ve been told

sidnugget:

like a  month ago this lady came into my health class and talked about internet safety and she said the government has access to all of our snapchats we send and i was really happy because the government owns probably over 500 pictures of my double chin i dont know what else she said because i fell asleep 

bobalotrock:

flublub:

petcanadian:

trying to find a dress when you don’t have boobs is the worst thing ever

trying to find a dress when you have too much boobs is the worst thing ever

trying to find a dress when you don’t have boobs and have broad shoulders and a penis is not so great either

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

mermaidpirate:

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

if you’re ever feeling lazy just remember that the ancient greeks believed their gods lived on top of a very climbable hill but no one even bothered to check

Did you really just call Mount Olympus a hill?

sorry. BIG hill

the difference between pizza and your opinion is that i asked for pizza

ne-yo:

justanotherskyscraper:

ne-yo:

I hate it when kids raise their hands during tests and say “On Number 6 it says “and” twice.”

Like shut the fuck up you know what it means you ocean of cum

^ I’m that kid, and proud of it.

If I threw you down a staircase and I showed a jury what you just added to my post they would not convict me

wendymabelaraneaprenderghast:

the-only-romance:

tomwaitsforme:

PLEASE DON’T IGNORE THESE

#they tear gassed an emergency room #they’re rounding people into subway stations and tear gassing them #please read up on it #pretty please be aware of what’s going on